Grigory Oster Bad advice

Grigory Oster Bad advice

Not a pleasant experience,
The nose pokavyryat.
All terribly interesting,
What's hidden inside.
And who look disgusting,
That albeit without looking,
We are in the nose it has not climb,
Suppose it does not stick.

If the mother in the store
You just bought a ball
And he does not want to rest,
All he sees buy
Stand up straight, hands together,
Open your mouth a little wider
And shout letter: "Ah-ah-ah-ah!"
And when, dropping the bags,
With the cry: "Citizens, anxiety!"
Shoppers rush
With sellers in the lead,
To you store manager
Podpolzet and tell my mother:
"Take away everything for free,
Suppose he just shut up! "

Girls need never
Nowhere is missing
And do not let them pass
Nowhere and never.
They need to expose the legs,
Scare because of the angle,
To immediately realized they
Before them you do not care.
The girls met -
Quickly she shows tongue,
Let them not think it is,
What are you in love with her.